So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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