What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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