I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
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We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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