So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
My friends, they love my intelligence
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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