Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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