Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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