I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize