Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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