Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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