Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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