Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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