i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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