Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i dont even know how to be here
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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