if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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