That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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