I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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