Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
