Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
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