There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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