no, he came in my armpit
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I need a beard to bite.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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