butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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