ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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