then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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