try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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