on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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