you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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