Christians are straight up FREAKS
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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