If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i would punch a child for taco bell
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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