her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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