shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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