well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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