This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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