i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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