New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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