That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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