dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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