I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
