I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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