So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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