I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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