I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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