doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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