you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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