Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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