Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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