Your tits are I can't wait for
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
This is the high leading the old right now
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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