My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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