I CAN MOONWALK!
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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