just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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