READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Banned from zoo.
Again?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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