Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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