the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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