She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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