I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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