It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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